Back from a bit of abscene...

I decided to stop posting momentarily due to the nightmare that was happening in Gaza. I felt that it was not appropriate to post something funny or ridiculous during this terrible time. Anyway, it's good to say that my blog is back! Expect new posts soon.

xoxo

I was watching MSNBC...

...and a pro-Israeli commercial went on. I almost died from the shock! As of late, the Israeli machine is on a media blitz in America, posting ads on Facebook and slots on major television stations. People who are not idiots will realize that all this bad press concerning the siege of Gaza is making Israelis uneasy. As a result they want to keep a hold on the hearts and minds of their American supports. I hope it doesn't work, murders.

When will the bombing end? How many people must die? Does the life of a Palestinian cost less than an Israeli one? When will the Israeli government admit that this thinly veiled excuse for protecting it citizens is bullshit?

This is beyond depressing.

Post-Eid ridiculousness via Livni

Shoo el fuck?

Livni sparks Arab 'transfer' row

So typical of Israelis to simply want to kick out more Arabs in order to keep their "Jewish" character. I call such overtures illegal and inhumane.

Baddi huwwe kteer: Toni Qattan

Mashallah, Toni Qattan is so hot. Smoking hot. Kteer hilu. Baddi huwwe, HALA. I wish more Arab male singers were cute like him. Usually we get another ugly male singer looking like an idiot in a video clip. The list is long but notable Arab male uglies are Asi el Hilani, Me7ammed Heqami, Wael Khoury, or the ugliest of all: Jad Choueiri. He's so ugly and he's a man whore too (the gossip is that he whores for Khaleejiyat). Ugh, who'd want to do him...maybe blind people!!! Worse thing is that some people actually think these guys are attractive. Um hell no.

Anyway, Toni Qattan is a Jordanian National of Palestinian extraction. He has a pleasant singing voice and he's uber sexy to boot. I wish he had a video clip where he was in his skivies instead of crooning to some bish3a lebo skank who needs more plastique surgery done.

Watch his most recent video clip: Malaksh Zay



7aram, I'm de-evolving into a teeney bopper.

I wouldn't have shaked his hand either...

Arab student chair apprehended for refusing to shake Peres' hand

Typical. Freedom of speech, my asshole. Good for Mr. Ali Baher for not shaking Peres' hand. They should give him a break...it's not like he fisted him or something...although I'd find that highly amusing to watch.

Israelis stole Falafel from the Arabs!

I love cooking and it bugs me seeing falafel recipes that are attributed to Israeli cuisine. Falafel probably originated from Egypt not Israel. And Israel is a very new country (founded from stolen Palestinian land) so Israeli cuisine is really just a mish-mash of various foods from various Jewish traditions. Here are some links of interest:

Falafel on Wiki
"A History of the Mideast In the Humble Chickpea" from NY Times

Also check out this sexy falafel cook in Ramallah:



Baddi baddi baddi huwwe...huwwe kteer jamil!!! Kamen, ana ba7eb falafel, akiid. I wouldn't mind "Mr. Falafel Cook fee Ramallah" playing with my West Bank, explore my Gaza Strip, and spill his tahini (ya salam!). The photo is even funnier because the falafel is rather phallic looking...a7777777777777777777!