Nancy Ajram 6 months pregnant

Typical. She just got married and NOW she's preggy. She was certainly quick about it. Hopefully she won't have too many kids because it might ruin her figure. Anyway, her kids are not going to look like her due to all that plastic surgery. I guess the kids will have to get rhinoplasties, eye lifts and cheek restructuring!

This recent photo was taken at "The Manager" show on Rotana.

Charmouta alert #2

Dana: Ana Al-Asl



Dana Halabi is a Lebanese "singer" from Tripoli, Lebanon. I use the word "singer" loosely. What's with Lebanese singers wanting to act like skanky Egyptians in video clips? And clearly, she can't sing. Her "singing" career is clearly a means to advertise herself to Khaleeji clients with money (as in prostitution). No wonder, the video was directed by none other than Jad Sawaya, a famous hawker of cheap and filthy sexuality. "Ana Al Asl" should be renamed "Ana Al Ga7ba".

Charmouta alert!

This is not your traditional ra's shar'i that Samia Jamal, Tahia Carioca, Naima Akef or countless others have done. All the class and elegance is gone. This is just total skanktastic-ness!

Haifa "singing" on Taratata

Haifa will be singing with Egyptian singer Hisham Abbas on Taratata (another copied show). Apparently, she will actually sing classic songs from the likes of Saba7 and Abdel Halim. I wanna see this. Knowing Haifa, she'll butcher the songs...a musical train wreck in the making. Smallah!!!!!!!!!!

Al-Bawaba: Hisham and Haifa together on Taratata

On second thought, I think I'd rather see Haifa give Hisham a handjob. That would be waaay more entertaining than watching her butcher music. Or even better, Haifa screwing Hisham with a strap on. Smallah!!!!!!!

You splashed me!

Hahahahahahaha! This youtube clip is too funny.

A7 Tartashtni.

The song literally translates to, "you sprayed me" in Arabic. The video has a photo of Haifa Wehbi being sexy on the beach. This video was made as an obvious jab at the skankafication of Arabic music by "singers" with no talent.

The lyrics are hilarious!

Mohannad (Kivanc Tatlitu) on Rola Sa3d's new vide clip

He's cute. I can see why all the Arab ladies are watching the Turkish show, Noor with him in it. If you have been up-to-date with the news, this show has even been attributed to Arab marital discord. I think it has more to due with some Arab husbands' inability to perform "properly" and "unselfishly" in bed.

Haifa Wehbi's new video clip

Miss Wehbi, (in)famous Lebanese entertainer and the queen of Lebo-skanktastic-ness has just released a new video clip (Arabic for music video) on Mazzika TV. Wehbi is well known for her "Oh, I'm about to pop a good one" routines. It's as if she's having a constant, full on state of almost climaxing...to the point of near pain. Anyway, Wehbi's new video is called 7asa Ma Bena Fi Haga. The model in the video is smoking hot in a very masculine, "I'm going to do you good" kind of way. There's a surprise at the end. The video clip is all over youtube, enjoy: