tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88680791177344503172024-03-12T22:25:59.543-07:00hizzy ya la7meSomeone told me to shake my ass and I did.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-368660886816280152010-07-28T22:30:00.000-07:002010-07-28T22:45:45.544-07:00PDA and Stuck up gay bitches at BardoWhile I was in Beirut I decided to go out with some fellow gay friends. I met up with them at Obros on Rue Clemenceau in Hamra. Last time I was in Beirut was 2005 so I was shocked to find my friends (and their boyfriends) involved in PDA (Public Display of Affection). Mind you, Obros doesn't face the street so it's easier to be naughty. However, just five years ago, the gays were more discrete. Of course the Lebanese version of PDA is pretty tame compared to what I've seen and encounter at gay clubs in the US but who knows? Maybe in another five years you'll see a dude giving another dude a hand job! Yay!<br />
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Anyway, never go to Obros. This place is populated by annoying Franco-phony Lebs who speak bad Arabic. However, if you are a one of these types, you probably will enjoy this place. I pray for your soul. <br />
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Afterwards, I ditched my friends and headed over to this bar my friends told me about, called Bardo, also in Hamra. It opened after my last trip in Beirut, so it was new to me. <br />
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I've never seen so many stuck-up queens in my entire life. This bar was filled with "I'm too sexy for my shirt" type gay Lebos. It was worse than any gay bar I've been to in the States. At least in NYC for example, everyone is either too drunk/high out of their minds or having too much fun to even notice you walking in. Bardo had waay too many brooding, beefed up, "I'm trying too hard to be masculine" types for my taste. <br />
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However, my Palestinian friend would have loved this place (and the men in it) and would have tried to plop his ass on the cutest guy's dick before the end of the night. <br />
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Bardo was annoying and the music was too loud. At least the drinks were nice and stiff. I got bored and left. I walked around Hamra, lost and drunk out of my mind. Of course some ghetto Lebo boys decided to hit on me and I told them to fuck off ("kess emek").<br />
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A good gin and tonic makes any night better.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-26392972890626835322010-07-28T21:56:00.000-07:002010-07-28T21:56:32.172-07:00Ya Kleb, I'm back.It's been a long since I last visited my blog. Sorry! I just came back from Beirut. Typically, Beirut was kinda annoying. The construction everywhere is ridiculous. More stories for you soon!Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-21692796014183385522009-08-17T21:08:00.000-07:002009-08-17T21:13:51.295-07:00BBC is a little slow: 'Racism' claims at Lebanon beach clubsI heard about this a long time ago on Now Lebanon. BBC is SOO late. It seems to be like that with a lot of things. Silly Brits. 3anjad, mishmaouleh....<br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8200001.stm">'Racism' claims at Lebanon beach clubs</a><br /><br />FYI, a lot of Lebs (and Arabs) are racist towards many people, including other Arabs. I think racism happens everywhere but seriously...if the Lebanese want to be considered civilized, then they should stop at least outlaw discrimination.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-28659439361038096952009-08-07T22:22:00.000-07:002009-08-07T22:37:18.461-07:00"Shazz" or "Mithly""Shazz" ou "Mithly"? (Translation: Pervert or Same-sex?)<br /><br />That is the question. Menassat, a site that focuses on news, trends and events in the Middle East recently featured an article on positive and negative terminology used in Arab media in regards to LGBTs. Apparently, some liberal Lebanese media have adopted the term "mithly" which roughly translates to "same person" (from the word, mithl or same) instead of the term "shazz". "Shazz" has a negative connotation similar to the word "pervert" which is never used now in Western media. <br /><br />The title for the article is hilarious...yet ridiculous.<br /><br />I did not even know this term existed. Now I'll start using it instead of the crappy term I usually say which is "Loti"...in reference to Lot, bleh. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.menassat.com/?q=en/news-articles/6942-pervert-travels-muslim-world-does-gay-equal-shazz">Menassat article, tshoof hala2!</a>Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-64107828839643882682009-08-06T21:45:00.000-07:002009-08-06T22:06:36.400-07:00Beirut, the gay haven in the Arab World?In Beirut there is definitely a thriving gay culture. The last time I was there I had so much fun...although you cannot be as open with your sexuality in places like NYC or LA it's far more liberal than Syria or Egypt (vomit). It's even possible to have a long term relationship if the conditions are right but most gay people I knew there lived double lives: lying to their families but hanging out and dating the same sex. Anyway, I was forwarded this article on the New York Times about gay life in Beirut:<br /><br /><a href="http://travel.nytimes.com/2009/08/02/travel/02gaybeirut.html">Beirut, the Provincetown of the Middle East</a><br /><br />Read it. It's quite informative. If any of you are Beirut, go to Acid...the (mostly) gay nightclub in Sin il-Fil.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiACukZDUXGH9B5TA-cvZ3RzSdqvmPwyLUd7niYsQZRAIqKApFK0zVyulvUvmeysLtsJu5uxotU7MzxfoUeABsMhng6sjJStKkR20L1kMlKJ556AoAMD8cWpwN_hoaWuatF0GZc-H_zv3m7/s400/acid+logo(Black-White).JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 387px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiACukZDUXGH9B5TA-cvZ3RzSdqvmPwyLUd7niYsQZRAIqKApFK0zVyulvUvmeysLtsJu5uxotU7MzxfoUeABsMhng6sjJStKkR20L1kMlKJ556AoAMD8cWpwN_hoaWuatF0GZc-H_zv3m7/s400/acid+logo(Black-White).JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.bradmans.com/Venue/Nightlife/beirut/acid/953/Details.aspx">More info on Acid.</a><br /><br />Oh by the way, it's easy to get laid in Lebanon, ESPECIALLY if you are gay!Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-21866198031919488012009-08-03T22:06:00.000-07:002009-08-03T22:17:36.250-07:00ana fee hon ya3ne I'm back!Sorry everyone for the long absence. I have been rather busy with my real life! Anyway, a new blog layout with be coming soon along with a new contributor to "hizzy ya la7me". No details yet but I am sure you will find my new contributor just as scandalous as myself!<br /><br />Merci kteer.<br /><br />- Madame MansourMadame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-85601937963936672422009-06-02T09:01:00.000-07:002009-06-02T09:04:01.746-07:00Filipinos in LebanonInteresting article from Now Lebanon on the marginalized Filipino community in Lebanon.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.nowlebanon.com/NewsArticleDetails.aspx?ID=95137">Now Lebanon: Marginalized from the mainstream</a>Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-17769555321759188822009-04-20T21:51:00.000-07:002009-04-20T21:59:03.944-07:00Dr. Heba Kotb: Dumb ass Egyptian hijabiUgly whore! I can't stand ignorant Arabs who are "doctors" who spout all this bullshit about homosexuality. Clearly, the lot of them are deluded and are incapable of seeing the real facts. It bothers me but I who cares about what this kalba thinks anyway! Salon did an interview with "Doctor" Heba Kotb, who appears on a hit TV show called "Big Talk".<br /><br />Here is "Doctor" Kotb opinion on homosexuality:<br /><br /><blockquote>Well, I have a very famous opinion about homosexuality. I'm totally against homosexuality being considered a gene or natural. It's a sin -- they're just like the alcoholics and the drug-takers. I'm also the reason for a lot of patients to have been cured -- so, no, I can't believe that it is natural.</blockquote><br /><br />WHAT THE FUCK?! Ga7ba kbeera....<br /><br />Via Salon.com: <a href="http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2007/06/06/kotb/index.html">Sex and the married Muslim</a>Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-89686025881544845762009-04-08T23:38:00.000-07:002009-04-08T23:54:12.395-07:00Dubai-land<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8iIWQoJDO7-Y_cOXA6Oqq9pQdxi4XBAvPPOi9nUOmeLX2728bs1ixav86MRKTA5Wteo9GYAP1EGv5FPfgYt-jFur53VJN6BTfaGc_prB1HH5_xXjdp3brJbSsKAktWGyP_42MPDlKzSOA/s1600-h/AlRas_Deira_Mid1960s.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 244px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8iIWQoJDO7-Y_cOXA6Oqq9pQdxi4XBAvPPOi9nUOmeLX2728bs1ixav86MRKTA5Wteo9GYAP1EGv5FPfgYt-jFur53VJN6BTfaGc_prB1HH5_xXjdp3brJbSsKAktWGyP_42MPDlKzSOA/s320/AlRas_Deira_Mid1960s.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322577651420759986" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Dubai's Al Ras District in Deira in the 1960's</span><br /><br />According to Huffington Post, Dubai is a hot mess. Not just because of the desert. The city that grew too fast has many underlying problems and issues. It's depressing but it seems as if nothing is being done about it. <br /><br />There's a quote in the article I find rather unusual:<br /><br /><blockquote>In Saudi, it's hard to be straight when you're young. The women are shut away so everyone has gay sex. But they only want to have sex with boys - 15 to 21 year olds. I'm 27 so I'm too old now. I need to find real gays, so this is the best place. All Arab gays want to live in Dubai. </blockquote><br /><br />Remember this is the same place where a gay party was raided and those arrested were subjected to inhumane treatment including hormone experiments. Gay people in Dubai have no protection and homosexuality is punishable. At least in Lebanon there's Helem, an LGBT organization trying to give rights to gays.<br /><br />Original article: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/johann-hari/the-dark-side-of-dubai_b_183851.html">The Dark Side of Dubai</a>Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-14075793533843913182009-03-30T18:02:00.000-07:002009-03-30T18:13:43.959-07:00Fatima's storyVia the BBC:<br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7966086.stm">Fatima's Story</a><br /><br />Hauntingly beautiful photos by Fatima accompany her story of sexual abuse within her strict Muslim family in Abu Thabi. Wherever Fatima is, I hope she is now living a life filled with happiness and love.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-49210790671472109012009-03-18T11:35:00.000-07:002009-03-18T11:42:42.223-07:00Cairo is going to hell...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyhXBvkxzUrVEQ-A96qfXe4pMukqwupaufK4NtXL1icDSBKjmDwAvZUJpFlU_in-NTqWtzXDb4j8cgNJF1l98LsgQ_F_hZKeCjiTR4h8oGcGEF2eckeqHlCOd7CE_Eipa8IJi73ZnGNdVt/s1600-h/cairo.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 260px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyhXBvkxzUrVEQ-A96qfXe4pMukqwupaufK4NtXL1icDSBKjmDwAvZUJpFlU_in-NTqWtzXDb4j8cgNJF1l98LsgQ_F_hZKeCjiTR4h8oGcGEF2eckeqHlCOd7CE_Eipa8IJi73ZnGNdVt/s320/cairo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314598495705466402" /></a> BBC reports that Cairo's once famous nightlife is going down in flames. Yeah, I knew that already but once a big news conglomerate like BBC reports on it...it must be official! It's depressing especially when you watch one of those old Egyptian black and white films from the 50s. Now the new Egyptian films are usually boring and full of stupid sha3bi music about fruits, vegetables and donkeys. Ugh....vomit.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-28809815808589482362009-03-13T21:55:00.000-07:002009-03-13T22:06:25.063-07:00"Israel will fall in 20 years"....DUH!Duh and I said Duh again!<br /><br />Finally, even the CIA admits that Israel as we know it will fall. Hopefully sooner than later. This report will not be welcomed by the Zionist State but who cares about what they think anyway? That can't even decide basic things like governance!<br /><br />Sorry by the way for the long absence. I've been busy ya3ne occupied.<br /><br />Article link: <a href="http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=88491§ionid=351020202">CIA report: Israel will fall in 20 years</a>Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-11139326564600078572009-02-23T22:23:00.000-08:002009-02-24T08:40:51.883-08:00Nancy Ajram 6 months pregnant<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKd3ZlrAxw6EQqoUB1OuBadkeLuWAdwzH0p1swff6FqteXqpC7NHW0BpXfdJap1NJg7Zgnh6r_MRx_jnyBvfZls23FAsScDz1xkQTCPJZdePhrOnwKQ1o7oSngafCJF4jfYysneNWcUetf/s1600-h/nancyajmanIMG_8058%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKd3ZlrAxw6EQqoUB1OuBadkeLuWAdwzH0p1swff6FqteXqpC7NHW0BpXfdJap1NJg7Zgnh6r_MRx_jnyBvfZls23FAsScDz1xkQTCPJZdePhrOnwKQ1o7oSngafCJF4jfYysneNWcUetf/s320/nancyajmanIMG_8058%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306246413973860754" /></a><br /><br />Typical. She just got married and NOW she's preggy. She was certainly quick about it. Hopefully she won't have too many kids because it might ruin her figure. Anyway, her kids are not going to look like her due to all that plastic surgery. I guess the kids will have to get rhinoplasties, eye lifts and cheek restructuring!<br /><br />This recent photo was taken at "The Manager" show on Rotana.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-67751756215906321212009-02-10T22:44:00.000-08:002009-02-10T23:58:45.791-08:00LBC: The dumbest channel in LEBANON<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijV7P0vR5XzwYUQM5uwh7nFQ0IhrXpOf7Lpxyw9wzBzrQk7cMfAfgsfFKiL3ykNbSHYbAH-hUeNrY1dQ_dJYB7sWGyTMIJ5lohAChJvq2rS_VojcWFLmGx889Wt__0eCHnM7LNx3lxAjOL/s1600-h/n19214035495_886635_5740.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 133px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijV7P0vR5XzwYUQM5uwh7nFQ0IhrXpOf7Lpxyw9wzBzrQk7cMfAfgsfFKiL3ykNbSHYbAH-hUeNrY1dQ_dJYB7sWGyTMIJ5lohAChJvq2rS_VojcWFLmGx889Wt__0eCHnM7LNx3lxAjOL/s200/n19214035495_886635_5740.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301432411827556290" /></a><br /><br />The report on Menassat: <a href="http://www.menassat.com/?q=en/news-articles/5911-lbc-program-homosexuality-arab-world-sparks-anger-lebanon">LBC program on homosexuality in Arab world sparks anger in Lebanon</a><br /><br />Read this article. Mind you LBC also produces Mission Fashion (the gayest show in the Arab World) and features Bassem Feghali who is so obviously gay. I suppose it's ok for LBC to let gay men design your clothes and laugh at their jokes even if LBC is also showing stupid and ridiculously ignorant programming about LGBTs (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) people. Talk about a butt load of hypocrisy.<br /><br />Someone please shoot the presenter and the people who produced this show! I think this maybe the time that assassination is needed.<br /><br />Kalbet!<br /><br />Unfortunately the host, Malek Maktabi is kinda hot. Damn him! Wouldn't be ironic if he turned out to be a closted gay man. Where is the undercover footage of him getting ass fucked?<br /><br />Here's the facebook photo talked about in the article:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgYRgbEWbNpHMw1EXrzsauMhHoXneHuc2WKYhsoYkncuMALXy4aZOIhZzPdpMVPudv3awJwhGb6jAUWJBIPIhQxdGFx7m6aLKPxQIrx1OLvji3hwc0NPEb4o0lLsJmDQA7G1ddDOkwPRds/s1600-h/n531095516_5517378_8933.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgYRgbEWbNpHMw1EXrzsauMhHoXneHuc2WKYhsoYkncuMALXy4aZOIhZzPdpMVPudv3awJwhGb6jAUWJBIPIhQxdGFx7m6aLKPxQIrx1OLvji3hwc0NPEb4o0lLsJmDQA7G1ddDOkwPRds/s320/n531095516_5517378_8933.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301432545412428306" /></a>Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-53352360934444169422009-02-03T23:56:00.001-08:002009-02-04T00:23:14.724-08:00A favorite pastime: taking classic Arab song titles and making them perverted...So on occasion with my friends, we become juvenile in our behavior. We take classic and beautiful Arabic songs and make the titles ridiculous perverted or silly. It's fun and it's low brow...but who cares? Here are some good examples that some friends of mine have come up with:<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Leylet Hob</span> (Love Nights) by Oum Kalthoum: <span style="font-style:italic;">Leylet Zob</span> (Dick Nights)<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Yamma el Amar 3al Bab</span> (Mom the moon is at the door) by Faiza A7med: <span style="font-style:italic;">Yamma el hmar 3al bab</span> (Mom the donkey [idoit] is at the door)<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">3ala 3asfourieh</span> (At the bird) by Saba7: <span style="font-style:italic;">3ala sharmouteh</span> (At the whore)<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Hobbak 3ala Fein</span> (Where is your love going?) song for dancer Na3ma Akef: <span style="font-style:italic;">Zobbak 3ala Fein</span> (Where is your cock going?)<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />Ya Salam 3ala Hobi w' Hobbak</span> (How wonderful at my love and your love) by Farid el Atrache, duet with Shadia: <span style="font-style:italic;">Ya Salam 3ala Zobi w' Zobbak</span> (How wonderful at my cock and your cock)<br /><br />I could go ON and ON...Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-38420860564767779322009-01-28T00:38:00.000-08:002009-01-28T01:06:36.186-08:00Wael Khoury's contract conditions too much for Melody Tits!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlaGCYxqNWYcUA4k_vj8j1Ph1yDCMNQsAXJ5aybNv12pAVoAPgSWLdvNFXXYpkBDY5zXlr5L2JGvJGurzfE6pI0rc9jOkwDVTQ7kdyFzdbl6P3AVg00C4_qlQzqv4m_SZu5qwCsGlP3EN6/s1600-h/wael.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 133px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlaGCYxqNWYcUA4k_vj8j1Ph1yDCMNQsAXJ5aybNv12pAVoAPgSWLdvNFXXYpkBDY5zXlr5L2JGvJGurzfE6pI0rc9jOkwDVTQ7kdyFzdbl6P3AVg00C4_qlQzqv4m_SZu5qwCsGlP3EN6/s200/wael.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296266556394504946" /></a>Melody Entertainment, music production company and harbinger of the infamous "Melody Hits" channel withdrew it's offer to manage Lebanese singer/car mechanic Wael Khoury. Sources claim that Wael's contract conditions were too great for the production company to accept. My theory is that Wael is probably just too exhausting for Melody to take on. With his constant need for ego petting, endless plastic surgery bills and his insecurity with his penis size it's no wonder that Melody Hits retreated from it's offer (like how the Jordanian Army fled from East Jerusalem...)<br /><br />I guess Wael will go back to his previous production company, Rotana to wash the balls of Waleed bin Talal.<br /><br />Aruf.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-9646418387435202932009-01-22T08:51:00.000-08:002009-01-22T08:56:47.463-08:00Back from a bit of abscene...I decided to stop posting momentarily due to the nightmare that was happening in Gaza. I felt that it was not appropriate to post something funny or ridiculous during this terrible time. Anyway, it's good to say that my blog is back! Expect new posts soon.<br /><br />xoxoMadame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-78559497720476589202009-01-07T21:49:00.000-08:002009-01-07T22:52:03.935-08:00I was watching MSNBC......and a pro-Israeli commercial went on. I almost died from the shock! As of late, the Israeli machine is on a media blitz in America, posting ads on Facebook and slots on major television stations. People who are not idiots will realize that all this bad press concerning the siege of Gaza is making Israelis uneasy. As a result they want to keep a hold on the hearts and minds of their American supports. I hope it doesn't work, murders.<br /><br />When will the bombing end? How many people must die? Does the life of a Palestinian cost less than an Israeli one? When will the Israeli government admit that this thinly veiled excuse for protecting it citizens is bullshit?<br /><br />This is beyond depressing.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-80036262052361644362008-12-30T23:16:00.000-08:002009-02-10T23:56:14.620-08:00Smallah 3ala Muntadar al-Zaidi<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4JRoCfSSPWzspKCcLx0dylwppN-jQ15YJsIySfEfAXhdtDA3M0zZXPdgHBwYEOBT7sxM97arTK1ogP7cl8qAqH0boS0bda2YHNlskyeHQi_8zoUJNEOu_RUcsXmQKrj5-ObWAG7rYJitr/s1600-h/_45335225_006618519-1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4JRoCfSSPWzspKCcLx0dylwppN-jQ15YJsIySfEfAXhdtDA3M0zZXPdgHBwYEOBT7sxM97arTK1ogP7cl8qAqH0boS0bda2YHNlskyeHQi_8zoUJNEOu_RUcsXmQKrj5-ObWAG7rYJitr/s200/_45335225_006618519-1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285851608644195074" /></a>He's hot and beefy in this photo. SMALLAH!<br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7804856.stm">BBC: Iraq shoe thrower trial postponed</a><br /><br />Muntadar should be released immediately and named a hero in Iraq.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-47341465271835891032008-12-17T20:32:00.000-08:002009-02-10T23:56:56.671-08:00Naughty Syrians!The infamous and notorious Syrian knicker shops! I'm surprised it took the BBC so long to report on it. I knew about these lovely little items way before they did. Next time I'm in Damascus, I'll be sure to get a fabulous set with evil eyes all over it and a hole in the crotch for ease of insertion. Ouf!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyx2L3Gb-ouTlysJze2CcESXdCv-SxDYu0CCQdWpnOLSJ6UhasNzhIVBUuG0JkhyphenhyphenmaelWj0hzxRorNYBof-n-Q361nMpcZY9k1MIsXcINkz9FSHdVBKg9fvCEwR605pYWsGNfK0ZlIQ4Wp/s1600-h/_45303921_bra.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyx2L3Gb-ouTlysJze2CcESXdCv-SxDYu0CCQdWpnOLSJ6UhasNzhIVBUuG0JkhyphenhyphenmaelWj0hzxRorNYBof-n-Q361nMpcZY9k1MIsXcINkz9FSHdVBKg9fvCEwR605pYWsGNfK0ZlIQ4Wp/s320/_45303921_bra.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5280993403670808450" /></a><br /><br />I love this quote in the article:<br /><br /><blockquote>"I mean, Jean Paul Gaultier eat your heart out," she says pointing to another exhibit, a bright red wire spiral bra, with white roses over the nipple area and covered in a host of plastic butterflies. </blockquote><br /><br />BBC article:<br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7786564.stm">Sexy secrets of the Syrian souk</a> (Goodness me, that title has a lot of titillating alliteration).<br /><br />The Book: <a href="http://www.chroniclebooks.com/index/main,book-info/store,books/products_id,7621/title,The-Secret-Life-of-Syrian-Lingerie/">The Secret Life of Syrian Lingerie</a>Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-9232347029695472742008-12-13T00:47:00.000-08:002008-12-13T00:58:19.487-08:00Post-Eid ridiculousness via LivniShoo el fuck?<br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7779087.stm">Livni sparks Arab 'transfer' row</a><br /><br />So typical of Israelis to simply want to kick out more Arabs in order to keep their "Jewish" character. I call such overtures illegal and inhumane.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-66037343475658316432008-12-08T23:30:00.000-08:002008-12-08T23:31:50.910-08:00Happy Adha!Talking a break from posting for this important holiday. I'll be back next week for sure!<br /><br />xoxo MMMadame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-89356558355719851512008-12-01T22:06:00.000-08:002008-12-01T22:23:55.483-08:00Baddi huwwe kteer: Toni Qattan<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIP1or0kQou6J-CDnjln_Z_VV5LUSdHcTiJY4WMEnKf383ooH-fFD84-XDPXCNRrnL8WzxFgf0GfEiT3ihBQRSAtVat0eV8mHMLbxsSfFkQH446UJTqJoHO85XTCMEKcOoQ3we5ltZ4bVl/s1600-h/48999_mb_file_905d3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 375px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIP1or0kQou6J-CDnjln_Z_VV5LUSdHcTiJY4WMEnKf383ooH-fFD84-XDPXCNRrnL8WzxFgf0GfEiT3ihBQRSAtVat0eV8mHMLbxsSfFkQH446UJTqJoHO85XTCMEKcOoQ3we5ltZ4bVl/s400/48999_mb_file_905d3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275073787921735058" /></a><br />Mashallah, Toni Qattan is so hot. Smoking hot. Kteer hilu. Baddi huwwe, HALA. I wish more Arab male singers were cute like him. Usually we get another ugly male singer looking like an idiot in a video clip. The list is long but notable Arab male uglies are Asi el Hilani, Me7ammed Heqami, Wael Khoury, or the ugliest of all: Jad Choueiri. He's so ugly and he's a man whore too (the gossip is that he whores for Khaleejiyat). Ugh, who'd want to do him...maybe blind people!!! Worse thing is that some people actually think these guys are attractive. Um hell no.<br /><br />Anyway, Toni Qattan is a Jordanian National of Palestinian extraction. He has a pleasant singing voice and he's uber sexy to boot. I wish he had a video clip where he was in his skivies instead of crooning to some bish3a lebo skank who needs more plastique surgery done.<br /><br />Watch his most recent video clip: Malaksh Zay<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DjMpKCw5xe0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DjMpKCw5xe0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />7aram, I'm de-evolving into a teeney bopper.Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-86521108289503656692008-11-24T22:21:00.000-08:002008-11-24T22:28:46.857-08:00She's a hot mess: Halima BolandHAHAHAHAHA!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YqAKf_gH-cU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YqAKf_gH-cU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />I like how she claims she's never got any plastic surgery done hahaha. She's so funny, the way she even speaks is highly ammusing, 3anjad. She's gone off the deep end, 3ala drag-tastique Haifa Wehbe. She's a hot mess and that's why I like her. It's amazing such a crazy looking creature has come out of a Gulf country...ouf.<br /><br />More on her here: <a href="http://www.kabobfest.com/2008/11/boland-blows-her-own-horn.html">Boland Blows (Her Own Horn)</a>Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8868079117734450317.post-68601380773808060132008-11-18T01:00:00.000-08:002008-11-18T01:11:54.565-08:00Charmouta alert #2Dana: Ana Al-Asl<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CumrydBY804&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CumrydBY804&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Dana Halabi is a Lebanese "singer" from Tripoli, Lebanon. I use the word "singer" loosely. What's with Lebanese singers wanting to act like skanky Egyptians in video clips? And clearly, she can't sing. Her "singing" career is clearly a means to advertise herself to Khaleeji clients with money (as in prostitution). No wonder, the video was directed by none other than Jad Sawaya, a famous hawker of cheap and filthy sexuality. "Ana Al Asl" should be renamed "Ana Al Ga7ba".Madame Mansourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05514796890085250538noreply@blogger.com0